Deck the Halls & All That Jazz

I'm not exactly into the whole Christmas thing, so when I give up on decorating my tree halfway through in order to fuck myself in front of it, well, that's right on brand.

I make a nominal attempt at being festive with my peppermint striped stockings and cute red panties, but all my holiday cheer comes from the orgasms I find at the end of my sexy glass dildo. So much cheer, in fact, that I overflow and wind up squirting messily all over my chair.