Witch's Wicked Foot Stench Prevails

Once upon a time, there was a wicked witch goddess who was perfectly content in her lair, keeping everyone out with her stinky feet! No one dared to enter her tower until the intruder barged in and hacked the sprinkler system. With one press of a button, the wicked witch melted into a puddle of stinky goo, water being her weakness. No one ever saw her again, but her foot stench prevailed for all eternity. The end.